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Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Obsession Cover Reveal - Jennifer L. Armentrout

Obsession will release on 5/31/2013 with Entangled's Covet line!
 
 
OBSESSION official Blurb:

He’s arrogant, domineering, and… To. Die. For.

Hunter is a ruthless killer. And the Department of Defense has him firmly in their grasp, which usually doesn’t chafe too badly because he gets to kill bad guys. Most of the time he enjoys his job. That is, until he’s saddled with something he’s never had to do before: protect a human from his mortal enemy.

Serena Cross didn’t believe her best friend when she claimed to have seen the son of a powerful senator turn into something…unnatural. Who would? But then she witnesses her friend’s murder at the hands of what can only be an alien, thrusting her into a world that will kill to protect their secret.

Hunter stirs Serena’s temper and her lust despite their differences. Soon he’s doing the unthinkable—breaking the rules he’s lived by, going against the government to keep Serena safe. But are the aliens and the government the biggest threats to Serena’s life…or is it Hunter?



 
OBSESSION Link:

 
 
 
 
ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
# 1 NEW YORK TIMES and USA TODAY Bestselling author Jennifer L. Armentrout lives in Martinsburg, West Virginia. All the rumors you’ve heard about her state aren’t true. When she’s not hard at work writing. she spends her time reading, working out, watching really bad zombie movies, pretending to write, and hanging out with her husband and her Jack Russell, Loki.

 
Her dreams of becoming an author started in algebra class, where she spent most of her time writing short stories….which explains her dismal grades in math. Jennifer writes young adult paranormal, science fiction, fantasy, and contemporary romance. She is published with Spencer Hill Press, Entangled Teen and Brazen, Disney/Hyperion and Harlequin Teen.

 
She also writes adult and New Adult romance under the name J. Lynn. She is published by Entangled Brazen and HarperCollins.
 
 

Saturday, April 13, 2013

My Other Ride Is Your Mom - Like it!

"A page for equal opportunity haters.
The butthurts will be brought."
 
If you like funny stuff just for the hell of it,  
"Like" this new page, My Other Ride Is Your Mom on Facebook
for a good laugh.


 
 
 
WARNING: Not for the faint of heart or ultra sensitive.
 
Just click "LiKE"
 
 

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Girl burns her hair off and lands on Ellen!

I'm sure by now most of you have seen this video making its way around Facebook.
Apparently, after only a few days, she got several million views.
She's very brave for posting a video of herself failing so bad.

 
Girl, why'd you hold that thing there for so LONG???
...must have been on the highest setting



The video was so SPECTACULAR that Ellen felt she HAD to invite her to the show.
Watch as Tori (13 yrs old) explains the whole situation--didn't know she was THAT young!
 
 

Tori, YOU'RE AWESOME
You said you cried after, but the fact that you can laugh at yourself now
means you have a sense of humor and you are one cool chick!
 
 
 

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

The Last Exorcism Part II



 
I loved The Last Exorcism and I'll definitely be watching Part II.
 
Nell is so freaking creepy in every way.  The big difference is Part I was done as a "found footage" type movie and Part II is not.  The movie continues where Part I left off.  Nell is found in the woods and can't remember much, other than her being the only surviving member of her family. 
 
 
I know I am 100% excited to see how this one turns out.
I wonder if Nell will end up in the FiRE again...
 
 
The Last Exorcism II releases this Friday, March 1st!
 
 

Friday, February 22, 2013

Win Latter-Day of The Dead by Kevin Krohn on Turning The Pages Books!

 You HORROR FREAKS better check this out!


Want another chance to win
Latter-Day of The Dead by Kevin Krohn?
 
 
It's my Favorite of 2012 and also won Book of the Year for BEST HORROR of 2012 over on the Turning the Pages Books. You can win one of two  SIGNED paperbacks!

ENTER HERE

Friday, February 8, 2013

Friday, February 1, 2013

Chocolate, Roses and Handcuffs Giveaway Hop - Win A Kinky Book & Something Lickable

Full Moon Bites
 
Feb. 1st - Feb. 7th
 
This Valentine is all about KINKY ROMANCE!
 
 
I'm giving away 2 things
 




One of my FAVORITES: Mona Lisa Awakening (Book 1)
Monère, Children of the Moon Series by Sunny
 
and
 

Nipple Nibblers from taboobyashley.com
(exactly what it sounds like ;)
 
Erotic Paranormal
 
From the time she was an orphan child, Mona Lisa knew she was different—but she never knew how different until a man of otherworldly beauty arrived during her night shift in the ER. Gryphon is hurting and hunted…and he attracts her as no man ever has before. He is a Monère, one of the children of the moon—and what’s more, so is she…
 
Long exiled from the moon, the men of the Monère serve—and mate—with imperious Queens, who can channel the rays of their far-off homeland. Gryphon believes that Mona Lisa is a Queen—perhaps the first of Mixed Blood ever known. But her introduction to the nighttime court of the Monère, simmering with intrigue, casual lust, and calculated cruelty, is far from smooth. The other Queens are infuriated by her potential powers, and they are all menaced by a group of rogue males who have broken away from the women’s sway. Even as she battles threats from within and without, Mona Lisa is determined to discover who she is, and to explore the limits of her growing power—and her secret desires…
 
Excerpt:  
 
“You’re injured.” With only a slight tremor, I lifted his shirt. It was an inch-long gash. One drop of red blood gleamed like scarlet against the pearl white of his skin, alluring, irresistible. At the sight of his blood, something clicked open in me that I hadn’t known existed. As if in a dream, I watched my finger dip down and scoop up that tempting crimson pearl onto my fingertip. Watched him shudder as I touched him. Watched him shudder again as I licked the blood off my fingertip and tasted him.
 
It was sweet, so sweet, though tainted by an odd metallic tang.

What was he, this creature before me? And what had injured him?

Gently, I covered his wound with my palm. The center of my hand tingled and my hand strummed.  My senses seeped deep down below his skin, revealing to me clearly the torn passage through his tissues.“You were stabbed. With a stiletto. And I sense something more. There is a…poison within you.”

“Poison.” One corner of his lush mouth lifted in bitter wryness. “An accurate labeling. A blade dipped in liquid silver. Now that the liquid poison is within me, it will spread slowly. Already it weakens me greatly.”

“Who stabbed you?”

“My Queen, Mona Sera.”

“Of course, your queen,” I said, wondering once again if he was mad. “Is she visiting from a foreign country? And why did she stab you?”

“I was leaving her,” he said simply, “and this was her parting gift. Usually a wound like this would heal within several hours, but she punished me by using a silver blade.”

“Why is silver bad?”

“Because the inherent quality of silver runs afoul with our bodies, causing us to then heal like humans. Slowly.”

Like humans.

“Sure. So you’re not human.”

He flashed me a curious look. “Of course not.”

“Then what are you?”

“Do you truly not know?”
 
 
 
Read the first 3 Chapters for FREE here.
 
 
 
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Friday, January 11, 2013

Are we DEAD yet? APOCALYPSE NEVER

 
Still alive... 
and waiting for something to happen
 
Allison Morris introduced me to the AWESOME graphic below illustrating some of the BiG APOCALYPTiC PREDiCTiONS that obviously did NOT happen, but were widely believed to be the real END.

Now, I have to admit, I am one of those people that's always slightly disappointed when absolutely nothing happens...even though if something were to happen, it would mean we'd all be dead. Love, Love, Love hearing about all the "believers" that go hiding in the caves, awaiting the END.


 OnlinePsychologyDegree.net
Badgets in Bed Infographic OnlinePsychologyDegree.net


Have you noticed how many times the End of The World is predicted to happen in our lifetime??? With Y2K, I think EVERYONE thought the world would go black, but not even a flicker of lights! I'm gonna be 76 years old when the next apocalypse hits, unless someone predicts one sooner. In the meantime, I suggest if you are dying for something apocalyptic, read the Apocalypse Babes series by Bella Street. Everyone loves a dystopian right? Throw some ZOMBiES in there and magic happens.


"It's not like it's the end of the world."

 

Book 1, The Z Word is currently FREE!


The entire series is perfection, I strongly recommend reading Apocalypse Babes: The Complete Series (6 books).




FREE on smashwords
FREE on NOOK
FREE on Kindle

 

Sunday, December 30, 2012

hearts for monkey

i LOVE him

 
This is what my monkey got me:
*The Den of Shadows Quartet (4 complete novels) by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes
- In the Forests of the Night, Demon in My View, Shattered Mirror and Midnight Predator
*Enchanted by Alethea Kontis
*Beauty Dates The Beast by Jessica Sims
and CANDY cuz i LOVE sweets
Woo Hoo, Happy Monkey Dance!
I LOVE MY MONKEY

 
 

 
and Enchanted is signed by the author, Alethea Kontis (he found it)
 
 
We survived the End of The World
 
hearts for MONKEY
 

Saturday, December 1, 2012

CONTEST: Wanna look JUiCY for the APOCALYPSE?

Bella Street is giving you the chance!
 
Go out with style in a PiNK JUiCY Couture velour tracksuit just like Seffy wears throughout the Apocalypse Babes series. If you haven't read the series, The Z Word (Book 1) is still available for FREE download.



The Contest will run from
Dec. 1 - Dec. 21, 2012
...the END OF THE WORLD


Grand Prize: PiNK JUiCY
Second Prize: JUiCY Couture padlock and key necklace
Third Prize: $30 Amazon or Nook Giftcard
Fourth Prize: Limited edition Apocalypse Babes T-shirt
PLUS: 10 people win Apocalypse Babes: The COMPLETE series  for kindle or nook
 





 
 
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